I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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