this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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