His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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