Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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