I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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