My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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