Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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