I wanna passion pit in your ass
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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