I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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