A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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