thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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