I think i peed on brittanys purse
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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