Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
its not stalking. its research.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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