She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
