you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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