So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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