who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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