i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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