I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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