Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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