Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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