i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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