I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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