Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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