id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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