Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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