Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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