So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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