It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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