Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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