We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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