Pappa wants mamma naked
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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