I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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