I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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