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giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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