i need an iv and a liver transplant
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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