Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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