You work out of a Hotel?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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