yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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