quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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