Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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