Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This is the high leading the old right now
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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