i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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