he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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