we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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