I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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