I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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