She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
be right there i have to get my cape
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.