whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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