Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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