that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
