Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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