I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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