there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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